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jason666
02-01-2015, 09:37 PM
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Ok, so here goes...Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
ccoyle0103
02-01-2015, 09:40 PM
Now I'm scratching my head...lol
PaxtonShelby
02-01-2015, 09:55 PM
wtf??? Funny...but wtf?
jason666
02-01-2015, 09:57 PM
Really don't like to talk about myself, so, I guess this kinda sums me up.
John4cam
02-02-2015, 01:31 AM
Welcome. Any pics of your ride? Or rocks, or paper?
jason666
02-02-2015, 01:35 AM
Hahahaha, absolutely John4cam. I just actually bought it. I have it at Arona Motor Exchange. They just put my 4.10's in it. I have to go pick it up in the a.m. Not a lot to look at now, but give me a little time. I can post a few that I have on my phone that I had.
jason666
02-02-2015, 01:45 AM
I posted a few in the photos section. She's not really anything out of the ordinary. It'll be a project, but for once, it will be a project that I will enjoy.
GOT SVT
02-02-2015, 09:53 AM
welcome to scmc
jason666
02-02-2015, 09:54 AM
Thanks everyone, I appreciate it.
ccoyle0103
02-02-2015, 10:05 AM
Jason. ...If you have questions on mods or anything to do with your car, there is a ton of knowledge here. Many of the site sponsors are local shops. All of these guys are easy going and an encyclopedia of knowledge. Many racers and just plain old car guys as well. So if you have questions. ..here is where you can ask away!!!
RUTHLESS
02-02-2015, 10:11 AM
Welcome. That a freakn hilarious first post! LOL
I still thing scissors win all. If the other guy doesn't think so just poke him in the F'n eyes. lol
jason666
02-02-2015, 10:15 AM
I do appreciate it again man. I just sent you a text.
Monkeygrits
02-02-2015, 11:17 AM
My wife is the worst paper rock scissors player ever. If I don't wanna do something, I paper rock scissors her for it. Most of the time I end up doing it anyways lol. The look beats all three together.
jason666
02-02-2015, 11:19 AM
I do appreciate it man. I've got a lot to learn, and I'm far from a know-it-all, so I'll probably be picking your brains quite often.
u1arunit
02-02-2015, 11:27 AM
Good to have you here. :awsome:
Cam99
02-02-2015, 03:59 PM
Welcome!
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